Expired Dreamcatcher

so i've been dreaming lots, right?  at first, it was only work-oriented dreams that were seeping into my nightly escapades and making me forget what my work schedule is in real life.  now, i'm starting to dream up non-existent school realities. aaargh!

few weeks ago, i remember telling the hubs that i vividly dreamed i was rushing around my old high school, trying to find where my classrooms would be located for the next semester.  out of nowhere, a crazed Wolverine (not the animated one) starts smashing through walls trying to get at me, for no apparent reason but that i am always the main focus of whatever is happening in my dreams.  makes me sound like an ass......... way to go, unconscious. -_-  later that dream, once i'm in class and no longer being chased around, i distinctly remember two different teachers assigning essay assignments.  on the first day of class!  bitches.

so, the other day, my unconscious decides to vividly continue on with the direction this last dream began.  it was 8am and on the way to my first class.  it's no longer high school, by the way.  my dreams have decided that in order to make sense and confuse me, they had to occur in a college setting.  ......so no Wolverine, obviously.  anywho, so it's 8am and on the way to class, i find out from a classmate (real chick) that those 2 essays i was to assigned were due that day!!  my goddamn unconscious decided to weave dreams together!  i start freaking out, then calming down and planning my next move.  i'll simply tell the truth, tell my professors that i wasn't prepared.  i'll skip the first two classes (one essay due in each of these said classes), write write the papers, and then submit them later that day.  things like this have totally happened to me in real life, by the way.  but that is neither here nor there.

suddenly, i wake up, look at the clock, see that it's 7am, and start freaking out.  ten seconds later, i realize that i was dreaming, and that i've graduated from shit-university almost half a year ago now.

way

to

go.

freakin' unconscious makes me confuse work schedules and then makes me relive the adrenaline rushes that come with being an amazing procrastinator.

<3

PS - why the hell can't' i be a lucid dreamer?  why couldn't i just pull an Inception-trick, realize that i'm dreaming (i need a totem!), and make Wolverine undress???